“...a waterfall of blood...”

“There it lay, all mashed up in the sand, the poo of a constipated rhinoceros.”

“...a stench that smelled like a chicken had died in the sewers.”

“Inside I found a decaying, putrid, reeking turtle. I touched it. It felt as sloppy and slithery as ice cream melting in the sun.”

“It was like a machine gun with ammo of poo.”

“I turned around and the first thing I saw was my best friend’s ribs spewing out of his body.”

“It was a dead body full of warts, not only on the outside, on the inside too. I went unconscious. All I could see was fire in my eyes as I waited. I woke up and it turned into aaaaah a ZOMBIE!”

“I could smell a revolting stench as I took a giant step and felt squelching in my toes.”

“The cake had so much mould it looked fluffy.”

“I see the world biggest piece of snot. It starts to bring other things in the box towards it and it starts devouring everything. As it gets bigger I see bits of poo that are swirling around. I start backing off but my bones don’t want to move.”

“The toenail sandwich is oozing with 100-year-old toenail clippings.”

“Even when I covered up my nostrils I could still smell the poisonous sweat.”

“The smell hits me like a massive fist. The liquid is like goo oozing out of a glass container. It has so much thick blue mould on it, it looks like fur. It looks like a kind of grey colour. It’s mouldy vomit and 5-year out of date milk and 10-year out of date eggs.”

“When I ate the poo cake by accident, it felt bubbly and wet and also felt tingly in my mouth.”